Jauch hardly believes it: Candidate: The penis pump is always too small

The Lidl saleswoman was once at Beate Uhse.

Jauch hardly believes it: Candidate: The penis pump is always too small

The Lidl saleswoman was once at Beate Uhse. Jauch senses good stories, he will not be disappointed. "For men, all penis pumps are always too small," she reveals. The rubber doll police operation follows. "Great," Jauch marvels.

What Herta Brandt experienced during her time as a saleswoman at Beate Uhse would have provided anecdotes for an entire show. "If things continue like this, I would like to ask you the five million euro question," said Günther Jauch on Monday evening. Because this candidate in "Who wants to be a millionaire?" may have just started her job as a branch manager at Lidl after her parental leave. Customers with unrealistic ideas will bite on granite with her. The mother of two has gone through too much for that. A sobering realization of her time from the sex shop: "Men cannot estimate their size."

A B-cup woman would never buy a double-D bra in a store, Brandt classified her first anecdote from the sex shop. With her male customers, however, the motto has always been "All condoms are too small and they don't fit in all penis pumps." Jauch was speechless for a moment – ​​not for the last time during this show. Brandt showed no false restraint and gestured to demonstrate the size of the smallest penis pump that was in her range at the time. Let's say: a good 80 centimeters long and 15 centimeters in diameter. For the customers, the conclusion was obvious: "That wasn't enough, that was too small." The RTL presenter glanced towards his lap: "Hmmmm."

However, according to the WWM candidate, these Beate Uhse customers did not allow any doubts about their choice of product. It was easy to grab into your pants. "But only a cell phone was taken out and I was shown the photo. Several times. They are completely painless," reported the candidate from Hanover. Jauch couldn't believe it and seemed to treat his guest with a little more respect. "Great," he could only comment in amazement.

The Beate Uhse series of memories was inevitably interrupted by a few quizzes. Unfortunately, Brandt only got as far as the 32,000 euro question and dropped out. She showed that she had the right instincts. Because all jokers had tended to only have the US flag on the moon. However, the Lidl branch manager had doubts and was satisfied with 16,000 euros. In fact, in 2020, China had brought a flag to the moon with the help of an unmanned probe, as Jauch explained.

But Brandt was still able to tell how a drunken customer once wanted to feast on an inflatable rubber doll in the basement of the shop. Luckily, the blowing up took so long that the man was stopped by the police and taken to the police station. The law enforcement officers weren't a minute too soon: "He was about to go, his pants were already down."

The story of how a colleague was supposed to maltreat the buttocks of a dedicated customer with a paddle was comparatively tame. “Do you know SM?” The Hanoverian asked the moderator to be on the safe side. Jauch made an approving sound. When it came to sadomasochistic accessories, he wanted to contribute something with "plush handcuffs". But then he met with the expert's pity: "Everyone does that." "Thanks for the advice," said the moderator.

Jauch was also properly instructed by the overhang candidate Fabienne Marco from Munich. For the research assistant "with three and a half university degrees", however, the story ended less well. She continued the losing streak with two crashes from the previous show. In the end, the academic was just a little overconfident about her knowledge and her luck. The supposed superiority was felt repeatedly by Jauch.

"You've been doing the show for 20 years," Marco jokingly admonished the moderator when he made a small inaccuracy. Jauch took the stitch loosely. After the previous broadcast, he read in the press that he had made a fool of himself in front of an extremely quick-witted person, he reported. "Mr. Jauch, that's up to you and not me," Marco replied.

Maybe that's why Jauch was missing the last bit of motivation in the end to save the candidate from falling. She liked to gamble successfully round after round without using a joker. But the question for 64,000 euros was the end of it. Marco should know what, among other things, is to be made more forgery-proof with a so-called matrix code since the beginning of 2021: car license plates, stamps, vaccination cards or labels with the best-before date.

The mathematician found that this security measure only makes sense for vaccination certificates. She logged the answer without using her last joker. But the correct answer was stamps. "I thought it was logical," Marco grieved after her fall to 500 euros. Jauch encouraged her in view of the academic merits: "I think we don't have to worry about you."

The last candidate in this edition of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" seems to have taken care of it for the time being. Jörn Lenschow from Tinnum on Sylt works as a freelance tiler on the North Sea island. "We are fully booked. We are no longer accepting orders," he commented on Jauch's question about the shortage of craftsmen. This job guarantee did little to calm the 53-year-old's fluttering nerves. "He's done," confirmed his fiancée in the audience. "Get yourself a rubber doll!" Jauch quipped at one point in the show. The candidate waved it off: "I already had it." He returns next Monday with the €32,000 question.