It's going to be shameless! For "Sex Tape" celebrities are accompanied into the bedroom. Britney Spears has trouble with her children's father, and a documentary unveils the dark secrets of a cannibal who was once wildly celebrated as an actor.
Yay, finally life has meaning again! We no longer need to get upset about an intendant of public broadcasting who doesn't get the channel full and mercilessly squanders fee money. We don't need to complain anymore that Disney will offer subscriptions with advertising in the future. And we don't have to be annoyed that even now - in the summer - the finest framing is being carried out, whoever takes to the streets next winter because they are afraid of not making ends meet is certainly an anti-democrat.
Gone are the evenings when we whistled at half-baked trash TV and thought it couldn't get any worse. Because now - finally - reality TV just seems to enrich our lives. We, the viewers, now have the opportunity to watch our celebrities having sex!
From August 25th, twelve celebrity couples will start a new show. Natascha Ochsenknecht will moderate the rattle party with the title: "Sex Tape". The new Erika Berger of the Discovery channel says in advance that she accompanies celebrities "to leave their comfort zone in the hope of getting new impetus for their relationship. Together the intimate moments before, during and after sex are discussed with me as the hostess ". Insanity! The project should already be proposed for the Grimme Prize.
Also from the frivolous party: Ennesto Monté. You could just see the reality TV participant as Helena Fürst accidentally flattered him in the face. Now we find out how sex with his Schniepi, which has been lengthened by an operation, works. The number is a little reminiscent of "Make Love - Liebe kann man kern", in which the sexologist Ann-Marlene Henning chatted with different couples about their sex life. Speaking of sex tapes: It doesn't matter whether it's from Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton - people have always been interested in this type of footage.
The sex spectacle will probably be shot in a "dreamlike villa", where three couples will demonstrate their sex skills to the viewer. Do the docu-soap legends Elke and Frank Fussbroich like it soft or hard? Does Kate Merlan love massages beforehand? And will Julian F. M. Stoeckel moderate his tryst with his partner Marcel himself? Just no false shame, the makers seem to think. Germany urgently needs to know what the Fussbroichs are delivering in the bedroom.
In view of the new show, other important messages are of course almost lost. For example, that Aurora Hunziker-Ramazzotti presented herself topless this week and only in bikini panties and Mama Michelle is very proud of her first-born daughter. Or that the current "Princess Charming" Hanna Sökeland has peeled off for "Playboy".
The US star Britney Spears is currently on cloud nine, but her own sons do not want to see her mother. While the children's father, Kevin Federline, went public with private details about the family, the 40-year-old suspects that it could be because of the teenage years of her two 15- and 16-year-old sons. Because this is "strange" anyway. Three rather disturbing videos were briefly visible on the father's Instagram account. In the four-year-old recordings, Spears could be heard talking to her children. The videos, which have since been deleted, were the father's only post on his profile. And indeed, what was heard there does not sound like a harmless lecture by a mother whose sons have just smashed a window pane with a soccer ball.
Describing the private glimpses of what appeared to be a not-so-harmonious family life, Federline said: "I can't sit back when my sons are being blamed in this way after everything they've been through. As much as it pains us, we have as a family decided to post these videos the boys made when they were 11 and 12. That's not even the worst of it. The lies have to stop. I hope our kids get better than this." The lines ended with the hashtag:
Now it is said in the media that the singer's ex-husband intends nothing more than to discredit the mother of his children with the publication. But maybe he's just a concerned father who wants to protect his sons, who, among other things, can be heard shouting in one of the excerpts: "You're only interested in yourself, because you won't let us say a word."
And there was another piece of shocking news this week after Armie Hammer had been (suspiciously) quiet for some time. The actor has been accused of cannibalism by several women. Yes, you read correctly! For example, he fantasized about a woman wanting to keep her severed toe in his wallet. In a new, three-part documentary, some of his former partners now unpack.
The details, which you can see in the trailer of the documentary that aired in September, make your blood run cold - in the truest sense of the word. But not only Hammer's fetish for violence, bondage and cannibalism is the subject of the documentary, but also his family history. Among other things, the actor's aunt has his say, saying: "Every generation of my family has been involved in dark misdeeds, and it just keeps getting worse and worse."
As more and more ugly secrets of the beautiful, powerful and rich come to light, one cannot help but agree with people who say the whole world is out of joint. But fortunately we now have our slippery celebrities who will really show us what you have to do to make not only the bunk but the whole heath shake. Until next week!