Heart leaf-stories: help, I date a therapist

What we really like: stories about celebrities that are totally awesome parents. Frequently it are people which can be convened in case of emergency, a dozen nannies and in a Villa stay can play, where the Little one in thirty rooms. Or in a castle, so Kate and William. In the case of which, and their three children, claims the woman in the mirror, is it always virtuous and educational: "If there is a dispute, they are supposed to be ,instead, on the so-called, speech-Sofa' solved." We could try at home also times, however, our offspring would pull fast on the Howler chair or the Pinch-and-hair-Diwan change.

Jörg Thomann

editor in the Department "life," the Frankfurt General Sunday newspaper.

in addition, the royale family has been established according to the woman in the mirror "three Golden rules": "don't scream, no TV before dinner, and not in a bad mood to bed." The TV waiver before dinner works well for us good – anyway, since we have moved the dinner to the 14 PM to 19 PM we now have always a midnight snack. And also the third rule we have in view: The programmes that the children watch during the day, must be funny, so you are in a good mood to bed.

the next Generation in Monaco is well-advised. "Already now it is clear that the Prince's children also have a hidden Talent," praises The Golden sheet, because it was a "you appear to Represent in the cradle". To recognize what this is? "At a Festival in Monaco, waved and laughed at the two of them now without hesitation from the castle balcony." A pity that we were not born with a Golden spoon in the mouth, because of said Talent, we have discovered gives us a Wave and a Laugh we'll work surprisingly well, even if we seem sometimes a little shy.

And if we could actually count to the best of circles, then we laid us without Hesitation those, this precious item, which is advertised in the Current: the commemorative watch, to the German Mark. The dial is inspired by the unforgettable piece of Money, the pointer move the way you would expect – forward. "Wear a dazzling reminder of a strong Germany," it says, and maybe this is just the first product in a series of memorabilia to the good old, strong Germany: How would it be with a VW beetle, a pig's stomach - and a wobble-Dachshund-clock? The German-Mark-watch is certainly purchase for 149,85 Euro – the only 299,70 DM. A Bargain!

Great women with masks

This could afford Sky du Mont, even if he sues on the title page of Colorful: "The divorce has cost me millions." Dismayed Colorful adds: "Now he will never marry again!" For a 73-Year-old certainly not an easy step, especially since you seem to Mont for signals susceptible: "The women with the masks are all so great. For me, the eyes were always the most Important thing.“ But, he adds, "I will definitely not be meeting at Rewe or Edeka, the woman of my life". Then maybe at Aldi? Or is it still in the KaDeWe?

From the hurdles to the partnership initiation, tells a two-sided fate of history, In: "help, I date a couple of therapists". We read: "So that Alina had not expected: Instead of ending up in bed, wanted to your Date one thing: talk to ..." Before the Meeting with Klaas you had invested "a fortune in Waxing, and a large pack of condoms," complains Alina: "Just because I threw myself at some point in the midst of a subtle conversation about him, was ever kissed." To be fair, should tell in the next edition Klaas his Version, insofar as In him the necessary sixteen pages can give.